This just in off of the League press wire...

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Emerging reports have it that Ray Lewis ingested a large quantity of "deer velvet" in an effort to recover from his triceps injury faster than normal. Our scientists assure me that the substance has no real effect on the recovery process, but it would seem that an overdose produces deleterious side effects. Lewis has sprouted an enormous set of antlers and is now stalking Bourbon Street, charging anything that appears threatening to him.

More on this story as it develops.