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"Are you tired of paying inflated prices thanks to markups from sellers seeking profit? At Mid-Atlantic Wholesalers, we take pride in cutting out the middleman. In fact, we don't just cut the middleman. We gut the middleman! That's right, we eviscerate that son of a bitch and SPLATTER HIS GUTS ALL OVER THE SALES FLOOR! That's how much WE'RE committed to SAVINGS! MID-ATLANTIC WHOLESALERS: BECAUSE WE'VE GOT MIDDLEMEN HANGING ON MEAT HOOKS IN THE BASEMENT--"

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